i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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