Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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