honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
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Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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