If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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