I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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