I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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