Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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