You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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