ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Oh god it's open bar.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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