But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Randomize
