I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
My vagina is very pro this idea
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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