We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I wear drunk well.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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