How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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