Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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