ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Who died my cat blue again?
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