So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
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Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I had to cum in my sink.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
dude. I can hear the air.
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