I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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