Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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