I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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