I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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