Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He better not be in your backpack
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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