we're blogging at a bar
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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