Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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