Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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