Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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