I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm at about main and main street
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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