I hate your face
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
cat food counts as protein by the way
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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