take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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