You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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