All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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