I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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