You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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