I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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