what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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