i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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