JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.