Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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