I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i would punch a child for taco bell
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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