i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize