Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
