I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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