dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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