Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
ugly people sure do ruin things
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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