And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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