"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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