is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Can I color on your dick again?
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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