fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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