I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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