First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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