So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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