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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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