He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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