ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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