yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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