I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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