Christians are straight up FREAKS
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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