I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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