dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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